Paparazzo is eye-balling Haruo; River Doesn't Like It One Bit.

Paparazzo is an adult, River, Bebe, Torao and Haruo are young adults.

River: Keep your cougar eyeballs to yourself, you two-bit shutter-sniffing gutter-tramp!

Pics

Oh oh...Haruo's in Trouble...

Imma head to the diner, k?

Significant Other; not impressed.

A Sunny Day in Cape Garner

Oh...Look...River's Preggers Again. (dripping sarcasm)

Typical Appaloosa Plains Downpour

Feels like PNW weather in the fall... pissing rain.

...where the only smart thing to do is stay inside where it’s nice and warm and eat grilled cheese sandwiches...watching your spouse eat like a pig. Haruo’s better half is watching him with raised eyebrows. “Honey, do you really have to eat like that?” Sorry, River, he was raised in a barn.

What the Hell happened to my nighttime graphics?

Has the night-time graphics always been this shitty?

Checking in on my Sims.

River McIrish-Chikamori barefoot, pregnant and in-the-kitchen getting her own breakfast while Haruo goes out and milks the cows.

Haruo is risking a nasty case of tetanus.

Oh, Claria...

She's always so helpful.

While my Sith Assassin is a homicidal maniac.

Wait a second???

Ummm...it was quite unintential...I tell you.

SWTOR - My Wife's Chiss Imperial Agent is a Hottie...

...and my Sith Inquisitor has a crush on her...

My Sith Juggernaut is Vicious.

Taking care of a piece of vermin by the name of Vemrin, a Sith Acolyte who tried to jump her in the Tomb of Naga Sadow.