Elmo Just Caught an Alien Nosing Around.

She on the other hand was a nice looking alien...so she ended up a part of the bunker buddies.

However the next guy wasn't so lucky. Probably not a good idea to come sniffin' around an American bunker. >:) Especially if you're dressed like that. He was lucky that it wasn't a 7.62 sniper rifle round that got him.

Yeah...evidently an intense beam emitter from the bunker was enough to set his pants on fire.

He just realized he was on fire. That's probably a good guess, Omar. Hurka Durka Dumbass. Wah-yahoo Snackbar.

Whoopsies. Oh. sorry about the Semtex in your bandolier...that probably wasn't a good idea to bring it along. By the way, how'd you get it by TSA anyways? Sorry Terry Taliban...it just wasn't your day.