Sunday, May 31, 2020

Plumbots and Marine Life

Gunny Gyro: "You miscreants and devil-bots ready for another day in the Corps?!"

SSGT Servo: "Ready and willing, Gunny... Oorah!!! What about the rest of you, rust-buckets!"

Sgt Otis: Yes, Staff SERGEANT!"

CPL Fried Circuits: "Yes, Staff Sergeant..."

LCPL CAPS LOCK: "YES STAFF SERGEANT..."

Gunny Gyro: "OK...dial that back a few decibels, CAPS...You don't need to blow out our hearing circuits."

LCPL CAPS LOCK: "OORAH!!! YES GUNNY!!!!"

PFC Mal "Functioning Mother" Board: "Permutation does not compute..."

SSGT Servo: "Maybe you need to get rid of some of those conflicting chips. Maybe it might help your processing power a bit more. Get with it, Marine!!!"

Gunny shakes his head, "Get a better circuitboard...Board!"

Pvt Buck I.T. Head: "Yes, Staff Sergeant...

SSGT Servo: "Pvt. Memory Chips???

SSGT Servo (again): PRIVATE CHIPS!!!!!

GUNNY Gyro: PRIVATE CHIPS!!!!!! YOU PATHETIC SIMPLETON!!!!!! ANSWER THE STAFF SERGEANT!!!!!

Pvt Memory Chips: "I think I sprained a gear...last evolution."

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