Welcome to the Sims 4 Development Team’s latest faux-pas - wanna sleep with your sister? Have woohoo with your mom? Hump the neighbor’s dog…wait no, they don’t have that yet - I’m sure that’s the next in EA’s endless bag o’bugs or some sicko’s wet-dream fantasy mod on Lover’s Lab. Well now you can do it all (have relations with your sister and woohoo your mom, that is) in the Sims 4.
Aside from the rather gross familial implications that this entails. The Sims 4 has no genetic anomalies that would appear should family members do this in real life. Why? Because Sims 4 is not a life simulator. It’s a clearly PC sanitized of any consequences safe space for people who don’t want to face the consequences of their actions.
This bug would be absolutely hysterical in the pantheon of game-breaking mistakes in the Sims 4 if it weren’t an entry in a long list of half-baked stupid mistakes that EA has done which is cost-cut every measure of quality control on its way out the door with packs they expect you to pay nearly the cost of a triple-A title for.
Another entry in the string of middle fingers that EA has given to the gaming community on top of loot-boxes in Star Wars Battlefront 2 in addition to screwing up various other games they got their hands on like SimCity and Spore. Both incidentally Will Wright games. We still don’t have a Dragon Age IV yet and Mass Effect Andromeda was a stinker.
What this does for me. Is offer me a nearly endless supply of Deliverance jokes and references to a game pack that could include a particular stringed instrument known in the Appalachians.
"Hey, Morty, can ye Squeeeal like a Pig?"
According to further research: this ain't the first time this bug haa popped up it's little perverted head
2016 Instance of this Incest bug
oh happy days are here again
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